Tuesday, September 02, 2003
Hi EVERYONE!
What a weekend I had! Holy mother fuck it was amazing.
But unfortunately, I am too busy at work to get into it right now. I will tell all stories tomorrow as well as do a mini-yet extremely important recap of the VMA’s.
In order to give you something to read, I have decided to answer the interview questions selected for me by my new and wonderful friend Lux.
Here are your 5 Questions:
1. Who would you cast in a movie about your life?
What an amazing question!
Okay, if I had the choice, I would totally cast Leonardo Dicaprio. To me, he is one of the most genius actors in the entire world. He is believable and truthful in all of his performances. I could watch Leo read a Biology textbook and still find it fascinating. He finds a way to incorporate aspects of himself into every script. To me, that is the key to an honest performance. He is good looking, edgy, and possesses more talent than the Olsen bitches have money. Leo has been my favorite actor for years and I would be PROUD to have him play the part of Joe CuttheShit.
2. If you had to give up pizza or soda, which one would you choose?
Impossible to answer, but since I must…I must. Goodbye pizza. Goodbye. Soda is a complete staple in my life. To me, it is sugary, carbonated water. And from what I know, people are supposed to be drinking gallons of water every day. Works for me. But I would miss pizza (EXTREMELY) for the rest of my sad existence. In fact maybe I will get a slice today just to remind myself how lucky I am to not have to make a choice.
3. How did you discover blogs and why did you start blogging?
My dear friend Rita had a blog that was very successful and encouraged me to do so myself. In January of 2002, when she moved into our apartment in Queens, she sat down with my housemate Kelly and I and explained to us the fun involved with keeping an online journal. I started mine that evening and have been blogging every since. Most times it’s an excellent release for me. Sometimes it’s a creative way to express myself. And some other times it’s a pure hassle. But I have found that the benefits of blogging clearly outweigh the benefits of NOT blogging. So I still plug away at mine. At least until something else in my life replaces it.
4. Would you rather French-kiss Britney or Christina?
Britney. I would rather HORK on Christina.
5. Where is your favorite place in New York?
My favorite place in New York would have to be my bedroom. But if I couldn’t have THAT as a choice, then I would say that it is a bar called “SPLASH”. It’s a gay bar and I have never seen so many muscle bound men in my life. I very rarely get to go there, since I basically have no gay male friends. But on those nights where I get to dress up, have a vodka tonic and go meet the men of my dreams…oh man, there is nothing like it. Sure, most people would pick their favorite restaurant, or their favorite sight to see, or a place that makes them totally relaxed…Joe CuttheShit picks the place that has the most muscle. YEM.
THE END!
The Rules:
1. If you want to participate, leave me a comment saying "interview me."
2. I will respond by asking you five questions - each person's will be different.
3. You will update your journal with the answers to the questions.
4. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview others in the same post.
5. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions.
Have a great night all!
Be back tomorrow with full details.
What a weekend I had! Holy mother fuck it was amazing.
But unfortunately, I am too busy at work to get into it right now. I will tell all stories tomorrow as well as do a mini-yet extremely important recap of the VMA’s.
In order to give you something to read, I have decided to answer the interview questions selected for me by my new and wonderful friend Lux.
Here are your 5 Questions:
1. Who would you cast in a movie about your life?
What an amazing question!
Okay, if I had the choice, I would totally cast Leonardo Dicaprio. To me, he is one of the most genius actors in the entire world. He is believable and truthful in all of his performances. I could watch Leo read a Biology textbook and still find it fascinating. He finds a way to incorporate aspects of himself into every script. To me, that is the key to an honest performance. He is good looking, edgy, and possesses more talent than the Olsen bitches have money. Leo has been my favorite actor for years and I would be PROUD to have him play the part of Joe CuttheShit.
2. If you had to give up pizza or soda, which one would you choose?
Impossible to answer, but since I must…I must. Goodbye pizza. Goodbye. Soda is a complete staple in my life. To me, it is sugary, carbonated water. And from what I know, people are supposed to be drinking gallons of water every day. Works for me. But I would miss pizza (EXTREMELY) for the rest of my sad existence. In fact maybe I will get a slice today just to remind myself how lucky I am to not have to make a choice.
3. How did you discover blogs and why did you start blogging?
My dear friend Rita had a blog that was very successful and encouraged me to do so myself. In January of 2002, when she moved into our apartment in Queens, she sat down with my housemate Kelly and I and explained to us the fun involved with keeping an online journal. I started mine that evening and have been blogging every since. Most times it’s an excellent release for me. Sometimes it’s a creative way to express myself. And some other times it’s a pure hassle. But I have found that the benefits of blogging clearly outweigh the benefits of NOT blogging. So I still plug away at mine. At least until something else in my life replaces it.
4. Would you rather French-kiss Britney or Christina?
Britney. I would rather HORK on Christina.
5. Where is your favorite place in New York?
My favorite place in New York would have to be my bedroom. But if I couldn’t have THAT as a choice, then I would say that it is a bar called “SPLASH”. It’s a gay bar and I have never seen so many muscle bound men in my life. I very rarely get to go there, since I basically have no gay male friends. But on those nights where I get to dress up, have a vodka tonic and go meet the men of my dreams…oh man, there is nothing like it. Sure, most people would pick their favorite restaurant, or their favorite sight to see, or a place that makes them totally relaxed…Joe CuttheShit picks the place that has the most muscle. YEM.
THE END!
The Rules:
1. If you want to participate, leave me a comment saying "interview me."
2. I will respond by asking you five questions - each person's will be different.
3. You will update your journal with the answers to the questions.
4. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview others in the same post.
5. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions.
Have a great night all!
Be back tomorrow with full details.
